Thursday, January 13, 2011

7 Reasons Why Dinosaurs Do Not Make Good Pets

  1. Hard to cuddle & snuggle 
  2. It hurts if they run to you when you get home and jump for a hug
  3. Bad for hugs...Big head... Little arms..
  4. They don't make leashes long enough to take your Dinosaur for a walk
  5. Instead of 'nuggling their head on your leg to get your attention, they'll probably try to show their affection with a loud RAWR right in your face, starling & scaring you and thus producing the opposite affect the dinosaur was going for...when all he wanted to say was "I Love You"
  6. Dino-sitters are hard to come by
  7. They might eat you

Rawr <3

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